life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”


Thinking social anxiety is cute is like saying:



Excessive sweating is cute.
Dry mouth is cute.
Physically shaking is cute.
Blacking out is cute.
Nausea is cute.
Heart palpitations are cute.
Chest pain is cute.
Shallow breathing is cute.
Hot flushes are cute.
Forgetting how to talk is cute.
Humiliating yourself is cute.

It’s not adorable little shy giggly girls with pretty skirts & flowers in their hair.

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tbh, I think Coachella is disgusting because it’s literally a whole festival of white girls who don’t shower and try to act “bohemian” and basically end up wearing Native American headdresses and bindis with flower crowns and trying to act like indie queens when they’re really just showing off just how ignorant they truly are. I mean, is it against the law to be a celebrity AND to be an intelligent and aware human being? 



This is still my favourite vine